Christmas Hangover

Well, it's officially OVER. I will recap the Davis Christmas Festivus by ripping off the 12 days of Christmas (sort of). Work with me people!

By final day of Christmas the Davis fam of 3 had:

12 dollars between them (JK...but close! lol)
11 sacks of garbage (more like 22 but it wouldn't fit the song)
10 bottles of perfume (apparently I stink)
9 pounds to lose (divided equally thank you very much)
8 smell good candles (this is always a good gift..hint hint)
7 broken ornaments (thanks Mitts)
6 family meltdowns (we averaged 2 a day)

5 bottles of wine (needed 6)

4 complicated electronics (who writes these directions???)
3 confusing presents (i can't even begin to go there lol)
2 many memories (the Griswold's have nothing on us!)

and a very thankful family of three!