As usual, I have been a loyal companion ALL year. I haven't chewed up any furniture, well, because I have very few teeth. I haven't had any accidents in the house, except when my dad forgets to take me out. He doesn't get the bathroom "stare" like my mom does. And I haven't complained much about Mitts the Ninja Cat. I've been a really good boy. So, here's my list:
1. I want a new baby to chew on. My old ones are pretty worn and you always bring me one so please don't forget.
2. I want a day at the pet salon. Blakely's attempt at cutting my hair didn't work out so well.
3. I would like for Mitts the Ninja Cat to remain outside. NEVER be allowed in the house. And when I go to potty outside, I would prefer her to not be around. PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
4. For my family to get everything on their list because I love them.
5. Peace on Earth and goodwill to all.
Love,
Clifford
XOXOXO
P.S.: I have enclosed a picture. Hope you like it.
Dear Santa,
Define good. Here are my demands:
1. Year's supply of gourmet Meow Mix. None of the cheap stuff.
2. Own room inside of Clifford's house. Preferably on the big comfy bed.
3. Speaking of Clifford, I want him to play with me at all times. I want a saddle to ride him, as well.
4. For the three obese cat terrorists who constantly eat my food outside, oh nevermind, I'll be in the house so it won't matter.
5. For the humans to realize, I am in charge. They will do as I say because I AM Mitts the Ninja Cat with paws of death.
Don't make me come to the North Pole,
Mitts
P.S.: I have enclosed a picture to illustrate my superior "ninja killer" prowess.
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